Fear On

a "no fear" parody by Pterodactyl


All you have to fear is me.
FEAR ON

Your life or your shoes. You chose.
FEAR ON

A champion is someone who gets up because he's a freaking moron.
FEAR ON

Today is a good day for a bludgeoning.
FEAR ON

I've just been kicked in the gonads. I am in tears.
FEAR ON

It's not how big your "package" is... well, actually it is. Never mind.
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You don't embrace death, you cry as your body rots and worms feed on you.
FEAR ON

If you're not falling down the cliff, you need a push.
FEAR ON

I'm meaner than you and i watch you while you sleep.
FEAR ON

A life lived in fear is a life that belongs to me.
FEAR ON

You don't need CPR if you're dead.
FEAR ON

You never steal CDs when you're banned from the mall.
FEAR ON

This is a walk in Central Park at night.
FEAR ON

You attend an all boys' school. You're in gym class. You drop the soap.
FEAR ON