oxymorons
cash check
now then
standing start
type written
old news
redundancies
dead stop
homicidal maniac
a little short
pretty cute
bright light
quotes
"It was neat. It was just really neat."
-Paul-
"...and braggin' about how they're gonna cover up a tell-tale breath with Sen-Sen."
-the Music Man-
"Duck us all in bowls of barley"
-Walt Kelly-
"Everybody's got one."
-Groovy Boots' Adam Rea-
Coolometer
the Cool end
sharpies
mechanics
shag carpet
lucky gonads
tongue depressors
rimless glasses
laundromats
rocks
apple juice
idaho
"head lice"
eye boogers
wombats
piss pots
mormons*
cheep-o tapes
moronic anything
underwire
cans
head lice
tongue depressing
forrest
harry backs
jelly
spoons
stale cheetoes
sen-sen
the Uncool end