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Hillary Nutcracker - ultra funny political gift

Hillary Nutcracker - political nut cracker giftHILLARY CLINTON NUTCRACKER! As seen on Neat-o-rama, YouTube, Perpetual Kid and surely to end up on Colbert Report sooner or later, this ultra-sought-after item actually cracks nuts with stainless steel thighs. These are hillarious and sure to be sold out and backordered around the country by the time the holidays arrive, so get yours now!

Regardless of your political affiliation (Democrat or Republican), this is a much more offensively funny way to crack chestnuts roasting or walnuts walling.

Bacon novelties are hot hot hot.

Uncle Oinker\'s Gummy Bacon - strawberry flavor candyBACON IS HOT!Bacon is the meat of choice this year. And boy, can we help you out with all your bacon needs!

From the amazingly-popular Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon candy, air fresheners, and bandages, to lunch boxes, t-shirts and gift wrap.

Get in on this awesomely odd national fascination!

Exclusive Zombie jewelry

Zombie and brain earrings and necklaces

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We just got our collection of exclusive zombie necklaces, zombie earrings, brain necklaces and brain earrings in. Get 'em while they're hot!

Bee-Otch products (as seen in Transformers)

Bee-Otch air fresheners as seen in Transformers

Check out our awesome collection of officially licensed products featuring EvilKid's Bee-Otch logo (remember? Hanging from the rearview mirror of Bumblebee?). Air Fresheners, patches, buttons, full-color stickers...

Shop Zombie - Zombie Shirt line

shop-zombie-front.gifZOMBIE WEEK IS OVER! During Zombie Week, we posted a new zombie t-shirt every day! Shop Zombie, our new clothing company focusing on walking dead zombie t-shirts, zombie stickers, zombie buttons and more has a slew of new products that you'll be able to buy right here! Get on the undead bandwagan and snatch up some of these hot, funny t-shirts now.

Check out our slowly bloating line of Zombie stuff.

Monthly Specials For August

Zombie Ladies Room tank top
Zombie Ladies Room tank top
$23.95  $19.95
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Lookin' Good for Jesus Lip Balm
Lookin' Good for Jesus Lip Balm
$5.95  $4.95
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WTF George Bush air freshener
WTF George Bush air freshener
$3.50  $2.95
Save: $0.55 off
Jesus Was A Leftie sticker
Jesus Was A Leftie sticker
$2.00  $1.00
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Backwards Bush Countdown Keychain
Backwards Bush Countdown Keychain
$12.95  $10.95
Save: $2.00 off

Dick Cheney "Dick" sticker
Dick Cheney "Dick" sticker
$2.00  $1.50
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I HEART Local Music sticker
I HEART Local Music sticker
$2.00  $1.75
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Religion Kills bumper stickers
Religion Kills bumper stickers
$2.00  $1.50
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