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Barack Obama action figure

BARACK OBAMA ACTION FIGURE! Barack Obama is one of the most exciting presidential candidates in a long time. Commemorate these historic times with this 6-inch tall action figure. With eight points of articulation, you can put him in many presidential poses!

Bacon novelties are hot hot hot.

Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon - strawberry flavor candy

BACON IS HOT! Bacon is the meat of choice this year. And boy, can we help you out with all your bacon needs!

From the amazingly-popular Uncle Oinker's Gummy Bacon candy, air fresheners, and bandages, to lunch boxes, t-shirts and gift wrap.

Get in on this awesomely odd national fascination!

Exclusive Zombie jewelry

Zombie and brain earrings and necklaces

We just got our collection of exclusive zombie necklaces, zombie earrings, brain necklaces and brain earrings in. Get 'em while they're hot!

Bee-Otch products (as seen in Transformers)

Bee-Otch air fresheners as seen in Transformers

Check out our awesome collection of officially licensed products featuring EvilKid's Bee-Otch logo (remember? Hanging from the rearview mirror of Bumblebee?). Air Fresheners, patches, buttons, full-color stickers...

Shop Zombie - Zombie Shirt line

ZOMBIE WEEK IS OVER! During Zombie Week, we posted a new zombie t-shirt every day! Shop Zombie, our new clothing company focusing on walking dead zombie t-shirts, zombie stickers, zombie buttons and more has a slew of new products that you'll be able to buy right here! Get on the undead bandwagan and snatch up some of these hot, funny t-shirts now. (these shirts are offensive to zombies though, so don't wear one to the zombie party this weekend).

Check out our slowly bloating line of Zombie stuff.