Jessica Simpson
Irresistible
Columbia Records
The cover of this album features Jessica Simpson (a name that is copyrighted-a fact that the copyright-holders are using to try to force other musicians with the same name to become someone else) with no nipples. If a marked lack of nipples on a 21-year-old doesn't make you want to buy this record, nothing will. Certainly not the music. Unless you're in high school or dumb as a box of hair. She may promise to be hot like fire, but this record shows a gigantic lack of imagination. In fact, it doesn't even make me want to keep using the song titles in this review. "Irresistible" is not irresistible. ug.
-Harold
retalliation from the legions of Jessica Simpson fans
I disagree with the review on Jessica's new album. She has real soul, a diva voice, and good morals. If you were to give Britney Spears a thump-up, and totally disregaurd Jessica Simpson, than your the one with a lack of imagination and hart. Mabey we (the fans) should review you.
Heather Laflamme
Harold says:
Be warned Heather, if you review me, I may be forced to review you. Do you really want me to point out that you misspelled almost as many words in your heat-of-the-moment email as our president mispronounces in a 10-second segment of a speech on foreigners. Is it really necessary for me to show the entire internet-savvy population that Heather Laflamme thinks a thumb is really called a thump? When you drop things, do you say, "I'm all thumps today?" When you are old enough to have intimate relationships, will you ask your boyfriend to stick his thump in your ass? I'll tell you now that he may not know what you're talking about.
I think that you'll agree that it's best for you to NOT review me, as it'll just backfire.
Thanks for checking out the site. Please don't let my demeanor put you off from letting us know what you think about our reviews in the future.
thanks, and keep feeding the machin.
harold
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