Slumdwellaz
Bombin' Out Da Door
Dumptruck Records

This album is disgusting. It opens with a children's song molested by Masta Rat and Dr. Watch-Out. From there, it proceeds to blunt your brain on it's childish, imbicillic "rhymes" and epileptic flows.

This white duo, apparently from Wyoming city, doesn't get rap. Rap is all about telling folks about your 'hood and experiences. It is very obvious that neither of them has ever had sex, much less participated in the perversions that they claim to have.

And a lot of this music isn't even rap. "A Night at the Ritz" is more of a techno number, as is "Conceptual Art."

Basically, if you're serious about your rap music, don't bother with this shit.

-Roscoe Brown

Dr. Watch-Out Retalliates

Yo Roscoe! The Dwellaz is about showing motherfuckers the shit that they don't understand that they think about. We present to the world a view of life different from all the other motherfuckers rappin' about forties and bitches and blowin' niggaz up. See, the truth is, there are every bit as many child molestering cocksuckers out there as there are gangsters and dope fiends, it's just that the press can fucking lionize the cocksucking romance of the junky and can't even hope to address the down-and-out ways of the molesterer, the motherfucker who dumps roofies into some poor bitches drink. That's the real we represent ROSCOE. That's the truth we understand. Fuck distinctions about music and about people and what people represent. We are a world that loves teenage girls in belly shirts, and if you got a problem with that, go ask yourself why you're waiting with bated breath for Britney to come out in Playboy. Eat a dick middle-America cocksucker! The universe don't lie.

DOCTOR WATCHOUT DUMPTRUCK RECORDS

Roscoe replies:

Dear Mister Watchout,

Get a life, lowlife. Maybe you should quit your P.E. teaching job and move on to where the real money is; child pornography. That way, the police can catch you with hard proof instead of an emotional 16-year-old's shaky testimony. If you had half the tallent that Eminem has, it'd be a step up in your world. Sure, I love teenage girls in belly shirts. Who doesn't? The difference between you and I is that I don't wear a belly shirt when I masturbate. Eat a dick, you say? No. YOU eat a dick. Eat a sack of dicks even.
Roscoe

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