Slumdwellaz
Kreepin' Tru Da Grazz
Dumptruck Records

My mommy says that this album is disgusting. My mommy said that I can't listen to it any more because it is gross. But I like the way the words fit with eachother and sound when Dr. Watch-Out and Masta Rat Say them.

Some of the words are dirty, but I hear dirty words when I spend the night at my uncle West's house and he tells me about a great man named Frank Zappa.

My favorite song is the Nintendo song. You would like it too. But I can't listen to them anymore because my mommy took the CD away, so now I just have to listen to them on MP3.com.

If you like good music, you should buy this CD.

-Jenny Simpson (age 8)

Dr. Watch-Out Retalliates

Yo! This one goes out to Jenny Simpson and her mom. Jenny, thanks for listenin' to our shit. It means the worl' to us to have young grrls peepin' our vision. And baby, don't lissen to your momma no more. She don't know shit. Matter of fact, I bet she cheers after dinner when you go to the bathroom to throw up so that you can look like Christina and Britney and Jessica and Brandi and all the other pop sensations. Man, stay true to you star, your reality. Keep true to your heart and follow the path of your dreams straight to that cosmic dumptruck that holds all this world's shit together. Cuz one day, you're gonna learn that this is all an illusion, that god is just a spook in the sky, that it's daddy stealing your teeth--not the tooth fairy. But I'll always be real. I'll never fade. I'm a star that keeps shinin' in yo' momma's ass so hot that she can't sit down without thinking about my influence and the girth of my powers.

Keep it real.

DOCTOR WATCHOUT DUMPTRUCK RECORDS

Jenny responds:

What's girth?

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